SB chart

SB chart
Originally uploaded by +kdis

I did the best I could to de-uglify Excel.

Getting distracted from my day's necessary tasks, I needed to contribute my own pie chart to my sib's personal analyses of SB intake.

_ 02 Oct 2k9
_ idea c/o my bro

Barack Obama is my fourth cousin once removed...

... according to facebook, which can only mean it's for real.

the fyoo-cha

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Stackenblocken!

One of my 25 random facts I posted on FB:

I am a modern minimalist trapped in a sentimentalist body. In the words of others, I like to keep everything in an "organized clutter". I get my orderly, organizational skills from my mom. [I get my love for music + artistic abilities from my dad.] I have a lot of stuff so being organized + putting everything in its right place seems to come to me naturally.

If something in my room or on my desk was moved, then I would immediately notice. My workmates have dubbed my desk after the Conan O'brien German game show skit "Stackenblocken". They would joke + say everything on my desk was placed at 90° angles [not true], which would help me easily win at Stackenblocken.

Stackenblocken

omg, the geekiness...

... in yum form. :9



c/o likecool.com

best. cake decoration. ever.

"Thank you Kroger. It is just EXACTLY what we ordered."
—Chad Crouch, real Kroger customer who was planning an 8.8.08 party



Originally spotted via a friend's facebook link to Mr. Crouch's FB profile, but can also be found via the Cake Wrecks blog.

a few "short stories" c/o my bro

My niece says the funniest things. :)

Roxy [the dog] was running around the house one day and stepped on A's toe by accident. A said, "Ouch! She stepped on my foot finger!"

A was touching my Adam's apple one day. Then she touched her neck and said, "I don't have an elbow like you."


A = my niece

email with a large helping of green

Is it Earth Week? I hadn't noticed... ;)



Peek in closer.

How does this happen, Facebook?

Let's see...
Genre, genre, genre, genre, AND Jack Johnson = Top Music in JAX??

Just [c]lick it already.

You're gonna keel ova from the cute, no joke!

{ CLICKITY CLICK LICK }

email/text msg banter

• SIS / I'm eating a…"Ruth Ruth! Baby Ruth!"
  
• MOI / OMG, I have a funny story based on that! When I was in the car, I dropped a mini Mr. Goodbar under the seat + was really struggling to get it. But, just as I could feel where it was, I couldn't fit my hand all the way under. That's when I started saying aloud, "Baby RUTH! RUTH!" to J.
  
• BRO / Thats so freakin funny! The baby ruth story. HAHAHAH! Now i want chocolate.
  
• MOI / *throws Snickers bars to JAX + MIA*

Can someone else do these while I sit + watch?

To Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
   
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
   
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
   
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'in.'
   
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
   
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write 'for services rendered.'
   
7. Finish all your sentences with 'in accordance with prophecy.'
   
8. Don t use any punctuation
   
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
   
10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat...use a serious face.
    
11. Specify that your drive-through order is 'to go.' have them repeat it back to you.
    
12. Sing along at the opera.
    
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
    
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
    
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
    
16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, rock bottom.
    
17. When the money comes out of the atm, scream 'i won!, i won!'
    
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, 'run for your lives, they're loose!!'
    
19. Tell your children over dinner. 'due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.'
    
20. Whenever your boss asks you to do something, say, "yes, master." fold your arms together like barbara eden on "i dream of jeanie" and bob your head to make it happen.

Happy International Talk Like a Pirate Day!

Ahoy everyone! Today be th' day t' be nice t' yer fellow pirates o' th' world. Come join us as we become one wit' th' laughin', pilferin' blokes in yer special neck o' th' woods.

Oh, 'n get yer mighty owns English t' Pirate Translator widget t' participate in th' shenanigans!

FUNNIESTANIMATEDGIFEVER

Don' eff wit 'im...



...He's means it.



{ thanks to my sis for sharing this "tre-sha" ;D }