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freakin Crate + Barrel

Quit makin' thing$$$ I want to buy for my future home !!

the usual pet peeve in haiku form

It's that time again
When my nails are really long.
Keyboard clicking sucks.


Now, for one on our recent house hunt...


Feeling uneasy...
Tight space, safer neighbourhood?
Huge place, risky hood?

How does this happen, Facebook?

Let's see...
Genre, genre, genre, genre, AND Jack Johnson = Top Music in JAX??

Can someone else do these while I sit + watch?

To Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
   
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
   
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
   
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'in.'
   
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
   
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write 'for services rendered.'
   
7. Finish all your sentences with 'in accordance with prophecy.'
   
8. Don t use any punctuation
   
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
   
10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat...use a serious face.
    
11. Specify that your drive-through order is 'to go.' have them repeat it back to you.
    
12. Sing along at the opera.
    
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
    
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
    
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
    
16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, rock bottom.
    
17. When the money comes out of the atm, scream 'i won!, i won!'
    
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, 'run for your lives, they're loose!!'
    
19. Tell your children over dinner. 'due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.'
    
20. Whenever your boss asks you to do something, say, "yes, master." fold your arms together like barbara eden on "i dream of jeanie" and bob your head to make it happen.

*wantwantwant*

... just the Sigma ring flash, not the camera.

;)

See you in September!

Off to play at the beach for a week. ^__^



_ 18 Aug 2k7
_ taken by J

Homework Assignment

Today's Lesson: Add "need/needs to get done" after each phrase.

1. Calling parental units...
   
2. Loads + loads o' laundry...
   
3. Bills...
   
4. Balancing the checkbook...
   
5. Taxes...
   
6. House cleaning...
   
7. Dishes...
   
8. Reviewing portfolios...
   
9. Grocery shopping...
   
10. Flickr'ing...
    
11. Blogging...
    
12. Catching up on sleep...
    
13. Planning a vacation...